Instead of sleeping, I bring you Charma.

Apr 27, 2008 01:10

HEARTBREAK, GUYS.

UTTER HEARTBREAK.



CHAR AND GARMA HAVE THEIR FIRST FIGHT ;(

AND NEXT EPISODE SOMEBODY DIES BECAUSE OF SOMEBODY ELSE'S STUPID VENDETTA.



Okay.

Let's get this faggotry started.



Garma's going out to war!



And Char's stopping him.

Which, really, makes no sense, considering what the evil bastard does later.

HAET ;_;



Purple and yellow.

PURPLE and YELLOW.

... Garma, you're so fucking gay. ♥



GARMA, WHY CAN'T YOU LISTEN TO YOUR LOVER AND STAY ABOARD GAW? ;_;

Ultimately, he does!

...only because he FUCKING WORSHIPS YOU, CHAR, YOU BASTARD. AGH. WHY DO I LOVE THINGS THAT NEVER END WELL?! WHY?!?!?!

...

Ahem.



So Garma decides to let THE MASTER HERE show him what's what. Just like the old days, at the academy, with Char correcting mistakes and helping Garma--



YES, GARMA, YOU FABULOUS BASTARD.

So then, having been told by Char what to do, changing the battle plan, Garma charges out there to prove his manliness by SHOOTING DOWN THE TROJAN HORSE.



Except while someone's fawning over the young prince, that same someone is doing something awfully suspicious to the circuits in that communications panel.

My heart. It is slowly breaking, piece by piece.



Yes you do. Your smirk says it all. You like it when he's being a pissy woman, don't you?

YET I FEEL THE SAME.

BUT THEN!

As Garma's FIGHTIN' WHITE BASE, the GUNDAM shows up and destroys some 8 of his men, and cripples Garma's Fighter. But Garma, being the wonderful man he is, HAS A PLAN! He can still fly, so he'll lure the Gundam to Gaw!

...

BUT CHAR HAD FUCKED WITH THE RADIO AND GARMA COULDN'T CONTACT GAW'S BRIDGE. AT ALL.

CHAR, WHY DO YOU WANT HIM DEAD SO BADLY? IT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH HIM, TOO, ISN'T IT? AND YOU CAN'T BEAR TO ADMIT IT, WHAT WITH YOUR SILLY-AS-FUCK MUST-KILL-THE-ZABIS VENDETTA KICKED INTO HIGH GEAR.



Obviously you're too infatuated with the man behind you to admit that there was foul play here SO HE THREATENS THE ENGINEER WITH "YOU WILL BE DEALT WITH." HAHA, GARMA. ♥



OSHI-



BITCHFIGHT.





baaaaaaaaw ;_;

GARMA FEELS HURT AND BETRAYED, CHAR. HE FEELS AS IF YOU DON'T CARE FOR HIM THE WAY HE CARES ABOUT YOU...





...!



OH DON'T START WITH THAT TECHNICALITY BULLSHIT, CHAR, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, ME? ;_;



...!!

But...

...but then this all takes a sudden turn.





DON'T START WITH THAT FLATTERY BULLSHIT--



DAMN IT, GARMA.





First half of my brain: LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
Second half of my brain: OMG HE CARES SO MUCH FOR HIM
First half: YOU FUCKING DELUSIONAL IDIOT
Second half: LET ME DREAM



LKSHGLKDYHGBKJSHYLKGLKDHGLKDHG



FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK



That...

...that's the real killer.

That he softened so fast, his face, the way he just accepted that so swiftly--

do you hear it

do you hear that sound

IT'S THE SOUND OF MY HEART BREAKING INTO COUNTLESS SHARDS, READY TO BE STOMPED UPON AND SET AFLAME IN THE NEXT EPISODE.



I CAN TELL YOU WHO DOESN'T SURVIVE



GODS D: D: D: D:

sd;klygukhsalkdhlks *spazz, crawls off to weep somewhere*

I'm avoiding watching Episode 10, by the way. I have no idea when I'm going to get around to watching it. WHENEVER I EMOTIONALLY STEEL MYSELF AGAINST THE INEVITABLE, WHICH COULD VERY WELL BE tomorrow NEVER.

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