35th Revolution: To quote that moron R.Kelly - I wish, I wish, I wish

[child_radical]

[Video - Huey is walking down around the city proper looking down at the ground with a furious shade of red going across his face.]

I've never felt so mortified in all of my life...I don't know how this happened but this is just wrong on so many levels.

[Huey runs into somebody and catchces a glimpse of them before screwing his eyes shut and doing a

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[sword_boy]

[Tsurugi is out of sight, but within earshot]

Huey-chan! Where are you?

[child_radical]

[Turns pale and shuts his eyes tightly]

lets go for the prop gag, with Tsu. All action, with huey trying to stay as far away as possible?

[sword_boy]

[still out of sight]

I'm being serious Huey-chan. I need to find another place to store my excess la-men supplies!

...and it wouldn't hurt to give you part two of The Birds and the Bees Talk...

You read my mind so well.

[child_radical]

[Huey tries to run away only to trip over that damn Zecter. He scowls at it as he tries to find a place to hide away from Tsurugi.]

Dirty minds think alike.

[sword_boy]

[Tsurugi walks into a view, with his front half showing. A comically oversized box is being held at his waist level.]

Huey-chan! My current holding spots for la-men have filled up with Naru-kun's choice additives for his la-men. I need a place to store it.

Too true.

[child_radical]

[Huey balks as he hears the older male appear in front of him holding a box. He quickly turns around and walks away.]

Tsurugi now is NOT the time.

[sword_boy]

[Tsurugi comes up behind Huey, grabbing him in a one arm hug. Tsurugi is still holding the comically oversized box in the perfect position.]

Huey-chan, it's always a good time!

...unless, is there something wrong? Don't tell me you had sex... WITHOUT A CONDOM!

Oh no. Don't tell me she's pregnant... or he's pregnant. I wouldn't put it pass this world.

[child_radical]

[He can feel the sensation of the clothing so he knows that it's there. But he just can't see it instead of the other's naked skin. It was like a bastardized version of the Emporer's New Clothes. He feels indignation at the other's words.]

It's impossible for me impregnate anyone right now let alone get an erection!

[sword_boy]

[Tsurugi looks towards Huey with a look that he's purely humoring Huey]

Right. I don't that much.

Anyway, this is the City. Normal rules don't always apply. For all we know, it could be a side effect of this strange wishing curse today... or some curse from days ago.

I knew I should have given the complete talk already!

[child_radical]

[Have some KDFL;JKADSFJKLASDFJLK;A-ing from Huey, Tsurugi. Huey decides to try and find a way to redirect the others attention to another person. He keeps his eyes closed in case Tsurugi steps out in front of him.]

I do not need the rest of the talk. Listen, maybe you should go and seek out Naruto. I heard that he needs help on the differences between men and women.

[sword_boy]

I already cornered Naru-kun. He was telling me about your concerns with not getting everything from my talk.

[child_radical]

Give me the talk tomorrow. Not now. Just not now.

[sword_boy]

Huey-chan... There's no time like the present.

[Tsurugi drops the box down on the floor, and pulls out a set of very detailed diagrams from the same hammerspace that he stores his Rider Sword in. They take the place of the box... but they are much smaller.]

Where shall we start?

[child_radical]

Much later I'm cursed right now. And I don't want to see anyone until tomorrow.

[sword_boy]

Cursed? Oh! Understood.

Just lock yourself in your bedroom, and sleep the day away!

[child_radical]

[Huey frowns heavily while keeping his eyes closed as well.]

I've been trying to do that!