170th Revolution: Trying to be civil and waiting for the inevitable failure.

[child_radical]

So once more the barriers are down and people have decided to arrive.

Come at me should feel the need to. Your collective particular brands of insanity and personality quirks can't be as bad as what I've dealt with in the past month.

[OCC: Anything is go. Hit 'im hard folks.]

Comments

[unicornsbtchs]

My unicorn came this way... Did you see it?

[child_radical]

What.

[unicornsbtchs]

A unicorn. It had an exceptionally shiny horn. I swore it went this way. Possibly with a bag of my finest alcohol.

[child_radical]

First off, unicorns typically don't go anywhere near men. Secondly...why the Hell would a unicorn have a bag of alcohol?

[unicornsbtchs]

They will if you're on shrooms... or are just as awesome on me. They'll overlook that virgin clause if you're me.

I had a bag of alcohol with me. Well, a couple bags. When I was trying to mount it, it got scared off. Took one of my bags with it.

[child_radical]

...you should probably go lie down until whatever trip you're on dies down.

[unicornsbtchs]

I'm NPH. This is nothing. I have even reached half my limit yet.

[child_radical]

So you're aiming for an overdose?

[unicornsbtchs]

Overdose? No. I'm NPH, bitch. I don't overdose. I just get higher.

[child_radical]

...

.....

.......yeah. You go do that.

[unicornsbtchs]

I have. For the past few days. Cross country drives are even more awesome while under the influence of alcohol and shrooms.

[child_radical]

And the cops didn't stop you?

[unicornsbtchs]

I'm NPH. You think they'd give me a ticket? Plus I could get an Oscar, an Academy Award, a Tony and a Nobel Peace Prize for how well I can act sober while being completely slammed.

[child_radical]

Uh-huh...

[unicornsbtchs]

Haters going to hate, bitch. I'm awesome. You just don't realize it yet.

[child_radical]

Not buying it at all.