99th Revolution: Le parkour pickpocket is mocking you subtly

[child_radical]

Oh what troubling times we live in. Us poor youths whom have no parental figures in our lives are forced to struggle with a miserable livelihood. Though there are a quite a few of you...happy people who've seen fit to donate something. So on behalf of all of us little alley rats and street performers, thank you all for your kind patronage. Although

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She will get you, Huey, she just doesn't know how yet.

[primrosella]

Patronage, is it?

She may try but he'll run and jump away everytime.

[child_radical]

Of course. What would you rather I call it?

And awkward post-curse explanations FTW?

[primrosella]

You might call it theft, but that would require you to be honest.

Awkwardness and Huey are like BFFs.

[child_radical]

Madam, you wound me with your harsh words. I am being honest when I say I appreciate you being so...open.

Then by all means, let there be awkwardness.

[primrosella]

Any wounding you've received is one you've deserved, and several times over besides.

[child_radical]

Well I did happen to get a splinter.