36th Revolution: Dream a dirty dream

[child_radical]

Huey walks into his apartment with grime, sweat, and dirt covering his body. Looking more than exhausted the teen makes his way to his bedroom and opens the door to find Morgana sitting on his bed with a coy smile plastered on her face. The scene would seem totally wrong, although it doesn’t as the boy finds himself as a teenager again. The boy

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You are a dead man, Huey.

[thefutureking]

Whoever you are, you are about to die.

Huey knows kung-fu, Arthur.

[child_radical]

Uh...really killing me isn't going to solve anything. I'm a lover not a fighter...obviously.

Arthur knows Merlin.

[thefutureking]

Not with her you're not.

Huey knows Oprah.

[child_radical]

Kinda late on making that statement aren't you?

[thefutureking]

You will not be allowed to defile her name or... image without consequences.

[child_radical]

Just how the hell am I defiling her name or image? Dude, chill. You're killing the mood.

[thefutureking]

Because this is a dream. If were actually Morgana I would kill you right away.

[child_radical]

...This is a dream? Really?

[thefutureking]

As if Morgana would ever do that with you.

[child_radical]

How would you know, I'm pretty charming when I want to be.

[thefutureking]

I doubt it. But even if you could she would be with someone who is always charming and someone she's actually spent time with and gotten to know.

Teen!Huey says stop hatin' Arthur

[child_radical]

...You just love raining on a brother's parade don't you?

[thefutureking]

Women aren't objects to be used in your fantasies. Perhaps you're having trouble getting a woman of your own, but that's no excuse to defile a Lady's honor.

[child_radical]

What if I made them full partners in my fantasies? Or are you suggesting that everything relating to having them in my thoughts is wrong and that all men should focus on having sex with sheep until we properly woo a lady?

[thefutureking]

The very idea that you would ask a lady if she would be a partner in your fantasy is only slightly less appalling that you would have sex with a sheep.

[child_radical]

Only slightly less appalling? Generally that gets more guys to freak out in disgust at suggesting the latter.