Attention Movie Buffs
It's official. The next James Bond film will be *giddy shriek* "Casino Royale".
Dear Eon Productions,
In your last film, you wasted the second best James Bond on the world's dumbest script, the lousiest cast, and the worst Bond girl since Denise Richards. Bond films are sophisticated, often tongue-in-cheek, films that come alive through it's characters and is complimented by it's action; not made by it. So please don't be so quick to shoot your CGI load all over the audience this time and please cast some SAG actors you cheap bastards. A halfway realistic script wouldn't hurt either.. We're already regressing back to the Roger Moore days *shudders*
If you cast Colin Farrell as the next 007, I will murder my family or go on a hunger strike, whatever's easier.
Slap a hairpiece on Jude Law and he's good to go.
Bond's biggest fan,
David
Dear Eon Productions,
In your last film, you wasted the second best James Bond on the world's dumbest script, the lousiest cast, and the worst Bond girl since Denise Richards. Bond films are sophisticated, often tongue-in-cheek, films that come alive through it's characters and is complimented by it's action; not made by it. So please don't be so quick to shoot your CGI load all over the audience this time and please cast some SAG actors you cheap bastards. A halfway realistic script wouldn't hurt either.. We're already regressing back to the Roger Moore days *shudders*
If you cast Colin Farrell as the next 007, I will murder my family or go on a hunger strike, whatever's easier.
Slap a hairpiece on Jude Law and he's good to go.
Bond's biggest fan,
David