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[child_of_zion]

I thought I might share this with all of you..

You might find this list amusing.. or then again maybe not.. whatever.

Bettie, err Michelle (bettierocksit) got me into thinking about all this metrosexual stuff...

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[hyojoon]

to keep ultra-clear skin, I use a benzoyl peroxide cream, Retin-A, aloe vera gel, Clean & Clear oil-free facial moisterizer, a Biore exfoliating cleanser, an Oil of Olay cream cleanser, an assortment of body washes, Clean & Clear Oil Absorbing sheets, and I take Vitamin E tablets once or twice a day
woah?

I spend, on average, $200-500 a month on clothes, but thats with my 30% and 50% discount at Banana Republic
woah!

I go to a tanning salon once a week
okay..

concluding you are either gay or something else. You're higly groomed for an "average guy" but today's average normal straight guy is not the typical guy anymore I guess.

[child_of_zion]

oh... how I was waiting for your response..

it's called metrosexual... in layman's terms its a gay guy without the propensity to sucking cock.. lol

although, I knew I was going to have to prove my more masculine qualities after this post..

such as.... cars, not looking at the manual when I'm trying to fix something, not asking for directions when I'm lost, action movies, fighting, eating junk food, playing sports, oh yeah, and chicks!

[hyojoon]

you forgot thinking about having sex with a chick every 6 seconds.. hahaha

my def of a metrosexual is a gay guy who has intercourse with girls, not guys.. which works for me anyways haha.

[child_of_zion]

hmmm.. I'm interested to hear all your gay-style tendencies.. do you have as many as I do? that would suck serious cock if I'm gayer than a gay guy..

[hyojoon]

Hahaha that's what I was exactly thinking.

Besides my sexual tendencies, I don't do anything "gay". I always take showers in the morning, but get lazy at night and just go to bed. I just use ONE brand of shampoo/conditioner (don't worry it's 2 in 1!), one brand of body wash, then I use just Pro-Activ for my face. Which for me is just the face wash and lotion. I barely go shopping for anything besides movies and CDs, I go clothes shopping like once a year in the summer. I don't really care about tans.. I go to Great Clips for haircuts, which means I don't really care about how it turns out cause they kinda suck.

The only gay things I do is have good handwriting for a guy, which I don't think is a gay thing, hang out with mostly girls, which isn't a bad thing for a guy anyways, in touch with my emotions, and love James Marsden. Hmm... you're more of a gay guy that loves his products and taking car of himself. You're highly well-groomed. Yes it does suck cock now doesn't it? More specifically, a guy sucking cock.

Took that test:

[child_of_zion]

barely go shopping, only buy clothes once a year, and get bad haircuts?? are you sure youre gay?

do you think that test is accurate?

[hyojoon]

I was laying in bed thinking about my whole "situation" hahaha. The way I think it is.. who knows how the mind exactly works. I know mine isn't exactly operating normally. I know I still like girls, there's one girl that I've liked, and when I think about it, still do. I would jump on the chance to start something more serious than being friends. So I still want to grow up, find a woman, and marry, have kids, blah blah. But I can't understand why I don't think about sex with women though, maybe in my mind it's such a special thing that it must be a special thing? A thing that you should only do in the most intimate and romantic times of your life with that woman. Now with guys, I think that's just where my sexual frustration comes out. Haha, since I don't have sex with woman, I need to expel this sexual drive somewhere right? I'm attracted to guys more physically than anything else, so just meaningless sex with a guy would be alright haha. But I think somehow from comparing myself with hot people and studying what made those guys so

[child_of_zion]

a straight guy that has gay sex? highly unlikely, my man

funny how every gay guy I know has some girl that he would bang... but lesbians don't seem to want to bang any men at all... yeah.... that sounds about right....