Voicemail

[child_of_rer]

"You have reached Sov. And I think you leave messages here. Or come and talk to me."

Comments

[3patchproblem]

From here

Elephant tranquilizers. Yes, that sounds like a brilliant idea. Do remove yourself from the gene pool.

[child_of_rer]

[went here]

[gorka_wolf]

[From here.]

"Salaam, I don't have your sweater, unless you think you left it at the store, but I haven't had any customers lately that weren't goblins. I'd suggest calling Jenny and seeing if she's found it."

[child_of_rer]

[went here]

Crazy Phone Day

[showmetheproof]

"Hi, it's me. I think we should build another trebuchet. It's either that, or start getting into mad scientist territory and cloning my own monkey-ponies.

Call me when you get this!"

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[child_of_rer]

[went here]

[brat_inslayage]

[[from here!]]

"Okay, leaving aside how I have no idea which 'people' of mine you're talking about, when have I ever said anything about what you choose to put on your head? Though hey, if you wanna wear ugly hats, more power to you."

[child_of_rer]

[went here]