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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Klein!

1. The international dialling code for Klein is 672.
2. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Klein!
3. The porpoise is second to Klein as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
4. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Klein.
5. Klein is worth his weight in gold - literally.
6. Klein can use only about ten percent of his brain!
7. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Klein!
8. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Klein.
9. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Klein.
10. Klein was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.