GODSFBU'JBSADLGBALDHFAHULDSV!!!!
GRAWRG!!! FUCKING GONNA KILL HOTMAIL!?!!!!*SHIFT ELEVENTY, IS SO ANGRY SHE ISN'T SMART ENOUGH TO TURN OFF THE FUCKING CAP-LOCK BUTTON SO SHE CONTINUES TO RANT IN ALL CAPS*
SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY?! YA KNOW WHAT?! I DON'T CARE! *cusses and spits*
Master Death: ^_^ please wait while we have technical difficulties
*the men in white attack and hold Jackie down while inserting sedatives into her blood stream*
*fucking twitch*
*twitch*
fucking damnit
Master Dearh: *coughs* ahem....well it seems that Jackie's hotmail is acting like a rectal snail, and isn't going through with any of her commands- *Jackie's shrill screams and curses are heard* ^^()
-but anywho.....to sum everything up, while she attempts to delete everyone's lovely comments from her e-mail box *which she really does love*, she finds herself unable to delete bothersome mail from her elder female sibling, and mail from some guy named Roy.....o-kay the Roy part is a lie, but she hates her sister *shrug*
Damnable e-mail rectal snails!! Fucking A! I can't delete ANYTHING.....I liked the e-mails telling me I had comments to things on LJ, but I can't delete the e-mails from my sister....which are bothersome.....and very privacey invasion-ish....and blah....basically August was the month before AWA, so I was getting quite a few calls and questions, making a lot of calls and asking a lot of questions myself.....hence the crazy phone bill....my sister decides to e-mail me a list of numbers going 'well hey...I wonder what these are? Mind giving me the names of all these people? *uses man voice* BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T I'LL EAT YOU AND SIT ON YOU AND CAUSE YOUR EYES TO BLEED FIRE AND MAKE EVERYTHING YOU SIT ON ICECOLD! RAWGHSMOOGLE!!!!*'........and of course I'm over-reacting, but its still annoying....-.- I got the 'cell phone' conversation from my mother, and my father, and they both understand the craziness of AWA business, so they were forgiving....my sister on the other hand is just stupid....all of you....who are single children....your damnable for your fucking good luck! DSF;AGSDBLAHKSBD!!
*is sedated again*
Master Death: ^^ well kiddies, this will show you what happens when you give your siblings your e-mail.....MUWAHAHAH