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child_abuser

20th Sphere

Jun 07, 2010 17:25

[Non-drone filter]

"The beach is open for business! Hell yeah! Bring some damn money, 'cause sand ain't cheap!"

[The makeshift beach at Jecht's house on Partridge is looking a lot more awesome than it did the other day, thanks to the military efficiency and hard work of one Major General Olivier Armstrong. Where there was once a thin layer of sand ( Read more... )

hoshits palm trees, sand ain't cheap, summer means beach trips, it's a beach, olivier is the best bro ever

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limerenceloli June 8 2010, 04:29:58 UTC

[WHAT THE HELL IS MONEY.

Saya brings cookies. They most certainly do not taste like guts and blood.

okay maybe just a little bit]

child_abuser June 8 2010, 10:56:50 UTC

[tries one, spits it out into his hand, and goes inside to throw the rest of them away]

limerenceloli June 8 2010, 13:41:59 UTC

[When Jecht comes back outside, Saya is gone.

Ten minutes later, she returns with a cake that says Backup Plan~ in frosting. She clearly thought this through.

This cake tastes delicious and blood-free because she made her drone!mommy bake it. And then she killed her drone!mommy, but that's really not the point.]

I had a feeling you wouldn't like the cookies...

child_abuser June 8 2010, 16:40:43 UTC

...You are one strange-ass kid. What the hell was even in those cookies, anyway?

limerenceloli June 8 2010, 22:29:11 UTC

[Okay good, he hasn't threatened to hit her yet. That's definitely a start.]

... ... ...

Do you like meat?

child_abuser June 8 2010, 23:07:10 UTC

...You don't put meat in cookies, kid.

limerenceloli June 8 2010, 23:47:50 UTC

I'm not following.

[She's following perfectly.]

child_abuser June 9 2010, 00:09:44 UTC

Meat. Cookies. They taste like shit together.

limerenceloli June 9 2010, 00:12:43 UTC

...

[Holds out BACKUP PLAN cake. She gives Jecht an imploring look to taste it.]

child_abuser June 9 2010, 00:13:31 UTC

...There's no meat in this one, is there?

limerenceloli June 9 2010, 00:17:42 UTC

I think it's butter cream.

Also, note the frosting.

( ... )

child_abuser June 9 2010, 00:20:05 UTC

[Stares at it for a moment before taking some frosting with his finger and very tentatively tasting it."

"...

...

...Ain't bad."

...... please disregard the philadelpha reviews I don't know how it got in there limerenceloli June 9 2010, 00:24:09 UTC

[Saya smiles.]

Yeyy~! Does that mean I get to stay here even though I have no money?

child_abuser June 9 2010, 00:26:43 UTC

Sure, I guess.

...Kids in this town need to get some damn jobs.

limerenceloli June 9 2010, 00:31:20 UTC

Hey, I heard that.

... I have no talents that can land me a job here.

This town doesn't have applications for call girls either.

child_abuser June 9 2010, 01:54:34 UTC

The kids' jobs around here are pretty easy. All you gotta do is bring food to people.

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