4th Sphere: April Fool's Day Post

[child_abuser]

If this damn phone rings one more time, I'm going to kick all your asses.

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[onlymostly_dead]

Good luck with that.

[child_abuser]

...No way.

[onlymostly_dead]

....Been a while, Jecht.

[child_abuser]

What do you mean 'a while'? How long's it been on your end? What the hell happened over there? Did Braska beat Sin?

[Jecht's usual composure is completely shattered right now. All he can think about is the welfare of his two best friends in the world.]

[onlymostly_dead]

Ten years, Jecht.

He did and he didn't. You..

Well, Yuna finished it finally with the help of her guardians, myself and your son.

[child_abuser]

That runt? You're shittin' me.

[onlymostly_dead]

They succeeded where we failed.

[child_abuser]

Whaddaya mean, failed? Didn't we beat Sin and bring the Calm? I'm supposed to give my life for this!

[onlymostly_dead]

...You became Sin, Jecht.

I found out after you both...

[child_abuser]

I... didn't die? You mean, after Braska's Calm, I was the one inside that... thing, destroying Spira? Messing up little Yuna's home?

Tell me this is some sick fucking joke, Auron. Tell me you're just pissin' around here.

[onlymostly_dead]

Yunalesca told me after it was supposed to have ended. I kept my promises to both Braska and you. Yuna was raised in Besaid.

Spent ten years unsent in your Zanarkand watching over Tidus until you took us back to Spira and he joined Yuna on her pilgrimage. I did as well..

[child_abuser]

[Sounding sort of defeated now.]

"Heh... sounds like I made even more trouble for you. I never was very good at just lyin' down and behavin' myself."

[A sort of rueful chuckle.]

[onlymostly_dead]

No you weren't.

Didn't expect to actually speak to you again though.

[child_abuser]

Life's just full of surprises.

[onlymostly_dead]

Sometimes.