40th Sphere (backdated to Saturday morning after the event)

[child_abuser]

[Jecht wakes up with a gasp safe and sound in his own bed - well, the one he's been calling his own for the past couple of months, at least.  For some reason, Yuugi isn't there passed out drunk next to him like she usually is, but that isn't the first thing on his mind.  Growling and rubbing at where he'd been stabbed in the neck the night previous

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PHONE OH GOODNESS

[ladysawsaw]

Shit, I dunno. Sounds pretty hot, t' me!

[child_abuser]

Yeah? Then next time you can have 'er.

[ladysawsaw]

Conchita or whatever, right? Tch, already did! Sounds like you got the better deal, ain't my problem if you don't know how to handle a woman.

[child_abuser]

Whatever. That bitch is crazy.

[ladysawsaw]

Yeah, but she's got nice tits.

[child_abuser]

Eh, I've seen bigger.

[ladysawsaw]

Fuck, you serious? Last I seen the woman she was rockin' a pair of at least cantaloupes or somethin'. Not the biggest, but nice.

[child_abuser]

Well, she musta let some air out of 'em or somethin', 'cause they weren't that impressive.

[ladysawsaw]

That don't even make sense! Y'think the bastards in charge did it, or something? I mean, shit! There's what they usually do, and then there's goddamn tragedies.

[child_abuser]

Beats me. But maybe next time they'll do us all a favor and take her fucking mouth away.

[ladysawsaw]

What, you got somethin' against blow jobs or somethin'?

[...Not that he can really remember his last night with Conchita. Lots of empty, black space.

Tastes like iron and murder.]

[child_abuser]

Nah. She just doesn't fucking shut up, is all. And all she talks about is eating.

[ladysawsaw]

Ain't that hard to shut the woman up. Besides, as long as it all goes to her tits and ass, I ain't complaining, you know?

[child_abuser]

Guess you're right about that. I usually don't hit women, but in her case, I'm makin' an exception.

[ladysawsaw]

Shit, like I care what you do to the woman. It's always more excitin' when they scream, anyway.

[child_abuser]

You're one sick fuck, aren't you?