LOTR

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Bilbo: Frodo, I'm going away and leaveing you my magic gold ring
Frodo: wow! your ring?
Bilbo: hope you like in bye ::leaves then opens door again:: oh and the ring is cursed ::closes door::
::knock on door and frodo opens it::
Frodo: Hi Gandalf
Gandalf: hey, nice ring
Frodo: yea and its cursed
Gandalf: really? does it have an inscription of ancient evil?
Frodo: lets see, it says 'Brandan and Tanya forever!'
Gandalf: no no under that
Frodo: here it is, if found please return to Sauron, lord of darkness
Gandalf: ooh thats bad, the lord of darkness prob. has evil henchmen looking for it right now.
::knock on door::
Frodo: who is it?
voice behind door: Evil henchmen
Frodo: ::opens door:: yes what can I do for you?
Evil Henchmen: the lord of darkness has lost his ring of evil, do you have it?
Frodo: no
Evil henchmen: uhhh what about his sunglasses of evil?
Frodo: nope
Evil Henchimen: His keys to the evil mobile?
Frodo: no sorry I have to go now bye
Evil Henchmen: Wait! what about his umbrella of doom? ::door slams in his face::
Evil henchmen from behind the door: his galoshes of wickedness? Hello!?