Stupid dreams two-for-one!
1. While visiting my grandmother, I discover that during the 1970s, my fiddle-playing uncle wrote and vanity-published a Saint fanfic novel in which the main character is Simon's son and at the end it is revealed that Norman Kent was a mermaid. It was illustrated by amateurish coloured pencil sketches.
2. I am the Saint, and a series of mishaps beginning with Roger missing a scheduled rendezvous leads to my discovery that (a) I can understand cats when they talk and (b) the cats have a massive conspiracy against me.
2. I am the Saint, and a series of mishaps beginning with Roger missing a scheduled rendezvous leads to my discovery that (a) I can understand cats when they talk and (b) the cats have a massive conspiracy against me.