if it hadn't been for my horse...
Overheard at the Ozona Cafe in Dallas on Saturday afternoon: a young gent talking to his girlfriend, whose voice did not carry nearly so well as his, so all I got was half of the conversation.
"It was only one hit! ONE HIT!"
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"Besides, you were drunk anyway!"
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"I saw you over by the barbecue -- "
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"IT WAS ONE HIT!"
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"ONE HIT!"
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"If you didn't want me to do it you should've TOLD me!"
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"You were drunk off your ass! Everybody was! It was only one hit!"
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"You should've told me!"
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"ONE HIT!"
"It was only one hit! ONE HIT!"
...
"Besides, you were drunk anyway!"
...
"I saw you over by the barbecue -- "
...
"IT WAS ONE HIT!"
...
"ONE HIT!"
...
"If you didn't want me to do it you should've TOLD me!"
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"You were drunk off your ass! Everybody was! It was only one hit!"
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"You should've told me!"
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"ONE HIT!"