Jan 16, 2004 02:01
So, Meg and I were talking about Orlando Bloom tonight. I guess she's claimed him as hers, so back off ladies! I wasn't going to fight with her.... she was gonna poison my food! Anyway, I stumbled across a transcript of the interview between Orlando Bloom and Jay Leno. So I created a fake question, and a fake answer.
JL: So, what made you decide to visit the United States last May?
OB: Well actually, on an earlier trip to the United States I took a trip to a community theater up in New England. The next production was Chicago, and I heard about this phenomenal singer in the Chorus. I wanted to check her out. I mean, with a scout. She had an unbelievable voice, incredible stage presence... She walked right towards me singing “He had it coming!”. Scared the bloody pants off me. She’d make a damn good pirate, and that’s incredibly attractive to me. I think if I ever find out who she is I’ll just walk up to her and ask if she wanted to go make babies.
Supposedly, it was the funniest thing I've ever said in my life... ever... And I guess I made Meg's quote book. ^_^ Yay for me.
Anyway... I'm tired and confused and my hand hurts so I'm going to bed.