Jessilocks
Title: Jessilocks
Fandom: SNSD
Rating: PG
Length: ~400
Summary: Once upon a time, there were three bears...
A/N: This is crack and was pulled out of my crack. No seriously, I wrote this during an AIM convo with my sister hahaha. This was written a while ago, but I didn't want to post it up until I edited it. Even now it's not really considered "well written" to me (I just capitalized things and spaced things out), but it's crack so w/e. Hopefully you guys enjoy it regardless of the fact that it still is 99% what I kept from my AIM conversation .
Once upon a time there were three bears.
The big one named Sooyoung ate and ate all day, everyday.
The baby bear, Sunny, sat around and played games all day, everyday.
The momma bear, Tiffany cleaned the house and scolded Sunny and Sooyoung to keep up their image all day, everyday.
One day, big bear looked in the cupboard for something to eat but was met with emptiness.
Baby bear Sunny was looking online and saw the release of a new DS game.
Both running up to momma bear Tiffany, they begged for a grocery/shopping trip.
Sighing, she reluctantly agreed, but after getting ready, she herself was looking forward to purchasing that cyute pair of pink heels she saw the other day.
And so the three bears left their house and drove off downtown.
Meanwhile…
A blonde girl named Jessilocks was walking along the woods, lost, and came across the bears' house.
Hoping she'll get some directions, she knocked on the door.
After three knocks no one had answered.
With a huff, Jessilocks knocked harder and with a squeak the door opened.
Peeking in, she checked to see if anyone was there.
With a loud shout, she yelled, “YAH! ANYONE THERE?"
No one answered…
But she walked in anyway.
Taking a quick tour of the house, she skipped the food on the kitchen table and various chairs in the living room and went up straight to the bedroom to sleep.
Thirteen hours passed, and Jessilocks was still sleeping.
When the bears came back, they found the blonde in mama bear Tiffany's bed. It was probably because Jessilocks liked the Americanness of it and it helped that she was the same size.
Curious, the 3 bears poked and prodded the blonde, but no matter what they did, she did not wake up.
Finally after Sooyoung smacked her paw across the blonde’s cheek did she wake up with a yelp.
Tiffany, disgruntled that the girl had slept in HER bed, started screaming loudly.
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SLEEPING IN MY- Ohhhh cute shoes? Prada?"
"Oh actually they’re LV. Oh where’d you get those? Those are really cute too!"
"Oh there was a sale downtown. And I totally got this scarf on sale too. Isn’t the design just fab?"
"Like totally. Actually, oh my God, I have to tell you about this jacket I saw the other day. It would like, totally go with that scarf!"
"Like oh my God, tell me!"
Sooyoung and Sunny blinked at the two who were now lost in their own Gossip Girl talk.
Looking at each other, they shrugged and Sooyoung bounded off to the kitchen and Sunny jumped on the couch and turned on her DS.
END.
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A/N: Yes I sorta forgot how the original story went and looked it up haha . I'm actually thinking of doing a little fairytale series Soshi style! Stuff like this. Look forward to it if I actually get around to doing so. Any requests on specific fairlytales/ childhood stories?
Fandom: SNSD
Rating: PG
Length: ~400
Summary: Once upon a time, there were three bears...
A/N: This is crack and was pulled out of my crack. No seriously, I wrote this during an AIM convo with my sister hahaha. This was written a while ago, but I didn't want to post it up until I edited it. Even now it's not really considered "well written" to me (I just capitalized things and spaced things out), but it's crack so w/e. Hopefully you guys enjoy it regardless of the fact that it still is 99% what I kept from my AIM conversation .
Once upon a time there were three bears.
The big one named Sooyoung ate and ate all day, everyday.
The baby bear, Sunny, sat around and played games all day, everyday.
The momma bear, Tiffany cleaned the house and scolded Sunny and Sooyoung to keep up their image all day, everyday.
One day, big bear looked in the cupboard for something to eat but was met with emptiness.
Baby bear Sunny was looking online and saw the release of a new DS game.
Both running up to momma bear Tiffany, they begged for a grocery/shopping trip.
Sighing, she reluctantly agreed, but after getting ready, she herself was looking forward to purchasing that cyute pair of pink heels she saw the other day.
And so the three bears left their house and drove off downtown.
Meanwhile…
A blonde girl named Jessilocks was walking along the woods, lost, and came across the bears' house.
Hoping she'll get some directions, she knocked on the door.
After three knocks no one had answered.
With a huff, Jessilocks knocked harder and with a squeak the door opened.
Peeking in, she checked to see if anyone was there.
With a loud shout, she yelled, “YAH! ANYONE THERE?"
No one answered…
But she walked in anyway.
Taking a quick tour of the house, she skipped the food on the kitchen table and various chairs in the living room and went up straight to the bedroom to sleep.
Thirteen hours passed, and Jessilocks was still sleeping.
When the bears came back, they found the blonde in mama bear Tiffany's bed. It was probably because Jessilocks liked the Americanness of it and it helped that she was the same size.
Curious, the 3 bears poked and prodded the blonde, but no matter what they did, she did not wake up.
Finally after Sooyoung smacked her paw across the blonde’s cheek did she wake up with a yelp.
Tiffany, disgruntled that the girl had slept in HER bed, started screaming loudly.
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SLEEPING IN MY- Ohhhh cute shoes? Prada?"
"Oh actually they’re LV. Oh where’d you get those? Those are really cute too!"
"Oh there was a sale downtown. And I totally got this scarf on sale too. Isn’t the design just fab?"
"Like totally. Actually, oh my God, I have to tell you about this jacket I saw the other day. It would like, totally go with that scarf!"
"Like oh my God, tell me!"
Sooyoung and Sunny blinked at the two who were now lost in their own Gossip Girl talk.
Looking at each other, they shrugged and Sooyoung bounded off to the kitchen and Sunny jumped on the couch and turned on her DS.
END.
--
A/N: Yes I sorta forgot how the original story went and looked it up haha . I'm actually thinking of doing a little fairytale series Soshi style! Stuff like this. Look forward to it if I actually get around to doing so. Any requests on specific fairlytales/ childhood stories?