∞ 70: An odd sense of... [voice/action]

[chikaidestroyer]

[voice]

If anyone has seen Professor Sage's journal, I would appreciate having it returned to our house, number 42. [He's fairly certain the Malnosso will bring it back to Raine eventually, but it can't hurt to put out a public service announcement.]

[action]

[As it's becoming more and more obvious that something has happened (and not all that

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[amedrawsnear]

[A slime draws near!]

[chikaidestroyer]

[Oh shi-- But he's a support NPC!]

[amedrawsnear]

[The slime attacks!]

[chikaidestroyer]

[Can't dodge. I HAVE NO BATTLE SCREEN.]

[amedrawsnear]

[Enjoy your 1-2 points of damage, Albert.

The slime attacks again!]

[chikaidestroyer]

[...Wait, maybe this is a blessing in disguise. As an NPC, HP damage means nothing to me!]

[amedrawsnear]

[The slime keeps attacking Albert ineffectually!]

[chikaidestroyer]

[And Albert will just stand there and take it.]

...Excuse me. Stop it.

[amedrawsnear]

[No.]

[chikaidestroyer]

[...He's tempted to kick it.]

Annoying little thing.

[amedrawsnear]

[But it's so cute, Albert. Why would you do that.]

[chikaidestroyer]

[... ...Because it's headbutting his leg.]

[amedrawsnear]

[It's not like it's doing much harm! At worst, you'll have a bruise after this is all over.]

[chikaidestroyer]

[But. But. Headbutting.]

[amedrawsnear]

[Take it like a man, you pussy.]