Title : Pervert?
Pairing : Yamachii
Author :
chii_mao_13 Rating : PG-13
Summary : Chinen's mom caught Yamada on his pervert action...
Yamada couldn’t sleep. He moved his body nervously on Chinen’s bed. It was the first night he slept with Chinen. That was why he felt nervous, although he knew exactly that there wouldn’t be something happened between them that night. Chinen was still a kid. He was innocent, pure, and also dumb in love thing.
But, Yamada…
Yamada shook his head to blow the dirty mind away. He sat up on the bed, and looked at his side. There, a cute boy, who was now his lover, was sleeping quietly. His head tilted to Yamada’s side. Although it was dark in Chinen’s room, Yamada still could see his beautiful face.
Yamada knew that Chinen was in his deep slumber, and nothing could disturb him. But he wanted to make sure that.
“Yuri…” Yamada whispered in Chinen’s ear. Nothing happened. “Can you hear me?” Still no response. Yamada sighed in relief. He could hear his own heartbeats.
There was a sleeping beauty beside him, and he’d do no response to anything Yamada would do to him. He couldn’t help himself now.
Slowly, Yamada caressed Chinen’s hair. He removed his bangs to kiss his forehead. Then he poked Chinen’s cheek, and giggled. It was so soft. He caressed it before leaned in to kiss the cheek. His gaze flied to Chinen’s nose. Yamada pinched it weakly.
“Look at you, my little boy. You can’t even protest to me now.” Yamada smirked, and poked Chinen’s nose for some times.
Yamada looked at Chinen’s sexy lips.
“Can I taste it again? Your lips shout ‘Taste me! Taste me!’ to me… Of course I can’t refuse the call, ne?” Yamada said in a weak voice, and kissed Chinen’s lips, and licked it. He knew that Chinen wouldn’t kiss him back, so he pulled away from the kiss. “Hmm… taste good.” Yamada licked his own lips.
“Then I wonder, how about your neck?”
Yamada caressed Chinen’s neck, and leaned again to kiss it, when suddenly, someone opened the door of Chinen’s room.
“Don’t move, you pervert!”
Yamada froze. He knew, that this voice belonged to Chinen’s mom. Yamada gulped. His action caught by his lover’s mom!
“Now, stand up, and don’t even dare to say something!”
Yamada stood up immediately beside the bed. Scared, he tried to take a glance to Chinen’s mom who was standing near the door. She had both of her arms on her waist. Then she pointed at Yamada. Yamada immediately looked down again.
“What will you do to my precious son?!”
“I…I’m sor…”
“Shut up! Put both of your arms on your head! RIGHT-NOW!!!”
Yamada gulped again. He didn’t know that the kind woman he met before could be so scary when she was angry.
“Do sit-up for 50 times!”
“Eh? But I…”
“DO.IT.RIGHT.NOW!!!”
Yamada then immediately did the order. He did sit-up for 50 times.
“I…I’m done.”
“And now do back-up 100 times!!!” She still in her angry tone, and Yamada couldn’t do anything except to fulfill her order.
He did that for 100 times, and tried to catch a breath after doing exercises at midnight.
“I… I… I’m finished.” Yamada said while breathed, still couldn’t have courage to look at Chinen’s mom.
“Push-up for 30 times with one arm!!”
Yamada’s eyes widen. More of these things? He had no other choice. He did it for 30 times.
“And now… hhh…hhh…what else?”
But there was no answer. Yamada tried to look at Chinen’s mom, but she’d gone when Yamada did the push-up, left the door still opened.
“Eh??? She’s gone?” He was shocked. “What the heck is that?” He asked to himself, before locked the door, and immediately slept before something happened again.
***
The next morning, Yamada felt very tired after woke up. He was forced to do exercises at midnight, and although he could sleep after that, he still needed more rest. Also, he didn’t know how to face Chinen’s mom after last night’s incident. He felt embarrassed and scared.
Suddenly Chinen, who woke up earlier than him, entered the bedroom.
“Ryo-chan! Ohayou! Take a bath, and let’s eat breakfast. Mom has waited for you.” Chinen greeted him.
Chinen-san… waits for me? O my God… what should I do? Will she give me more punishment for doing something to Yuri?
Yamada sighed.
“Let’s go, Ryo-chan. Or at least you’ll be late for your class.” Chinen said again, and pulled Yamada off the bed to push him to the bathroom.
“Okay, okay…” Yamada then brushed his teeth and took a bath. Chinen still waited for him in the bedroom.
After Yamada finished taking a bath, Chinen got him walked to the dining room together.
Yamada gulped when saw that Chinen’s mom was preparing their breakfast. He closed his eyes tightly when Chinen asked him to sit around the table.
“Ryo-chan? What’s wrong?” Chinen asked in worry. Yamada opened his eyes and shook his head.
“Iie. Nothing.” He smiled. But then he saw Chinen’s mom walked closer to him.
It’s the time where she’ll reveal everything to Yuri, and I’ll be scolded again.
Yamada’s hand shivered and he was preparing himself when Chinen’s mom tapped his shoulder.
Kill-me-now!
“Yamada-kun, ohayou. How was your sleep last night?” Chinen’s mom greeted him with her usual tone. Yamada’s jaw dropped. He was expecting something scarier than this. He looked at Chinen’s mom cautiously. The woman smiled with her soft smile, like nothing happened last night.
“Uhm… Yeah… Ohayou gozaimasu, Chinen-san.” Yamada greted her back, still felt afraid.
“Did you sleep well? And don’t be too formal to me. Someday you’ll be my son too.” She winked at Yamada, who was dumbfounded now. It replied by Chinen’s protest. Then she walked to the basin to wash her hands.
“Ah, yeah. I slept well. Thank you, Chinen-san.”
“Yokatta ne. I’m happy if you can feel relax here.” Chinen’s mom laughed.
When Yamada still stayed in confused, suddenly Chinen’s sister came.
“Mom! You did it again!” She protested while walked closer to her mom.
“Eh? Mom did it again?” Chinen asked to his sister. Yamada just looked at both of them, felt that he was the most stupid person there. Chinen’s sister just nodded and pouted.
“It always happens if dad isn’t here. Last night, mom slammed my door, and started scolding me for 5 minutes in her sleep. That was the second time she walked and scolded people in her sleep this week. Huh!” Chinen’s sister grunted.
Yamada’s jaw dropped again. Sort of ‘sleeptalk??? So that’s the reason behind Chinen’s weird habit in sleep???
It reminded Yamada of the scene where Chinen ate gyoza in his sleep. So it came from his mom’s habit too.
Chinen’s mom just laughed. “Gomen, gomen. I don’t know anything. Maybe I’m just too lonely to sleep alone, ne.”
“Mom, maybe it’s because of your weird dream.” Chinen said randomly while ate his food.
“Umm… Last night I dreamt a pervert entered Yuri’s room, and before he couldn’t do anything, I scolded and punished him.” Chinen’s mom said while tried to remember it. She treated me as a pervert??? Or… is it right that I became a pervert last night? Curse my dirty mind! And…do those exercises are what she means as punishment???
“But I didn’t come to your room, right? I’m afraid that I did that last night and scared Yamada-kun.” Chinen’s mom said in worry tone. Yamada gulped.
“No. My room was locked from inside, mom. So it was impossible for you to enter my room.” Chinen explained.
“Is that right, Yamada-kun?” Chinen’s mom asked. Yamada’s heart beat faster than before.
“Hai. Nothing happened last night.” Yamada smiled, although his heart screamed now. Yes! Yes! Something happened! You scolded me on your sleep last night!!! But Yamada knew, if he said that, he would reveal everything himself, included the scene where he tried to ‘taste’ Chinen.
“Yokatta ne…” Chinen’s mom smiled to him, and continued her activities. Yamada smiled in relief, and started eating the breakfast.
Since that time, Yamada swore to himself, he wouldn’t try to do anything again to Chinen when he slept on Chinen’s house, or else he would get the karma.
A/N : another sequel, but also another oneshot.. X3