[Multi-Chap]: Not Another [Rabid] Fangirl! (Chapter 6/8)
[Multi-Chap]: Not Another [Rabid] Fangirl! (Chapter 6/8)
Title: Not Another [Rabid] Fangirl!
Author: chii_loves_me
Words: 428
Genre: Humor, Drama
Summary: By now I think you’d know.
Previous Chapters:
Prologue
Chapter 1 - I Hate Chance Encounters
Chapter 2 - Where Lies the Blame?
Chapter 3 - No Place to Hide
Chapter 4 - Where We End Up; No One Knows
Chapter 5 - Hey!Say! JUMP is actually a *beeeeeep*?!
• VI - A Hosuto-Bu?! •
“We are Johnny’s Jimusho Hosuto-Bu,”
The words echoed in her mind, frazzling her. She felt a thousand different emotions building up inside of her, but her face managed to mirror only one: puzzlement. To this, Takaki smiled and clarified things in a lord-like tone.
“We, the Hey!Say! JUMP, are the Jimusho’s official hosts. We aim to bring happiness to every female who doth wish to designate us. Welcome to our abode, Aya-hime sama,” he said with a wink.
She stuttered a reply. “Bu-b-b-but… I thought we were going to talk about your homo-ness and everything!”
Yamada gave an evil dark grin. “Homo? The twins are the closest to homo you’ll ever get, Aya-chan,” he said, smirking at Hikaru and Yabu.
Takaki walked over to the frozen Aya and put his arm around her shoulders. In an overly dramatic tone, he continued to explain.
“The Johnny’s Jimusho Hosuto-bu is where the Jimusho’s handsomest boys-that Johnny himself had handpicked-entertain young ladies who also have way too much time *coughmoneycough* on their hands,” Aya stared at Takaki and his weirdly elegant and complicated hand gestures. “Just think of it as the Jimusho’s elegant playground for the super rich females,”
Takaki continued with his fancy hand movements, all the while drawling on and on passionately about the club. Aya only caught hints of Takaki’s monologue.
“Why is there art in a museum? Yes... to show off beautiful things is the duty of those who were born beautiful. Therefore, I'm beautiful. Johnny founded this club for those hungers, and I don't shimp in my effort to pursue that beauty,”
Aya’s mind drifted off, completely ignoring the “king”. It wasn’t long before Takaki walked back to her and dragged her.
“Saa~ Who will you designate today? The… cunning type?” said Takaki and waltzed Aya over to Yamada.
“-the ero type?” He gestured to Hikaru and Yabu.
“-the quiet type?” He pointed at Keito who slowly looked away for effect.
“-the loli-shota?” He said, pointing at Chinen.
Takaki dragged her to the other side.
“Maybe you’d prefer the mischievous type?” Ryutaro stuck out his tongue at her.
“Or the sweet brotherly type?” He pointed at Yuto.
“The intellectual feminine type?” Inoo gave a sweet smile.
“The troubled type?” Takaki sat next to Daiki but stood up quickly.
“Or maybe…” Takaki moved closer and grabbed Aya’s waist. He held up her face with gentle fingers. “-you’d like the kingly type?” he breathed. The girl shuddered as a chill went down her spine and whispered to herself.
“This… is unnatural of homos.”
End of Chapter 6.
So I borrowed a few lines from random sites I found in Google. Is that a bad thing?
And yeah, people who expected a major update were disappointed, I presume? I apologize. Things aren’t so well here. x_x HA.HA.HA. Okay. Randomness fading. XD
As usual, I need love. :D
PS. Cindy...can I do your meme later? :D
Title: Not Another [Rabid] Fangirl!
Author: chii_loves_me
Words: 428
Genre: Humor, Drama
Summary: By now I think you’d know.
Previous Chapters:
Prologue
Chapter 1 - I Hate Chance Encounters
Chapter 2 - Where Lies the Blame?
Chapter 3 - No Place to Hide
Chapter 4 - Where We End Up; No One Knows
Chapter 5 - Hey!Say! JUMP is actually a *beeeeeep*?!
• VI - A Hosuto-Bu?! •
“We are Johnny’s Jimusho Hosuto-Bu,”
The words echoed in her mind, frazzling her. She felt a thousand different emotions building up inside of her, but her face managed to mirror only one: puzzlement. To this, Takaki smiled and clarified things in a lord-like tone.
“We, the Hey!Say! JUMP, are the Jimusho’s official hosts. We aim to bring happiness to every female who doth wish to designate us. Welcome to our abode, Aya-hime sama,” he said with a wink.
She stuttered a reply. “Bu-b-b-but… I thought we were going to talk about your homo-ness and everything!”
Yamada gave an evil dark grin. “Homo? The twins are the closest to homo you’ll ever get, Aya-chan,” he said, smirking at Hikaru and Yabu.
Takaki walked over to the frozen Aya and put his arm around her shoulders. In an overly dramatic tone, he continued to explain.
“The Johnny’s Jimusho Hosuto-bu is where the Jimusho’s handsomest boys-that Johnny himself had handpicked-entertain young ladies who also have way too much time *coughmoneycough* on their hands,” Aya stared at Takaki and his weirdly elegant and complicated hand gestures. “Just think of it as the Jimusho’s elegant playground for the super rich females,”
Takaki continued with his fancy hand movements, all the while drawling on and on passionately about the club. Aya only caught hints of Takaki’s monologue.
“Why is there art in a museum? Yes... to show off beautiful things is the duty of those who were born beautiful. Therefore, I'm beautiful. Johnny founded this club for those hungers, and I don't shimp in my effort to pursue that beauty,”
Aya’s mind drifted off, completely ignoring the “king”. It wasn’t long before Takaki walked back to her and dragged her.
“Saa~ Who will you designate today? The… cunning type?” said Takaki and waltzed Aya over to Yamada.
“-the ero type?” He gestured to Hikaru and Yabu.
“-the quiet type?” He pointed at Keito who slowly looked away for effect.
“-the loli-shota?” He said, pointing at Chinen.
Takaki dragged her to the other side.
“Maybe you’d prefer the mischievous type?” Ryutaro stuck out his tongue at her.
“Or the sweet brotherly type?” He pointed at Yuto.
“The intellectual feminine type?” Inoo gave a sweet smile.
“The troubled type?” Takaki sat next to Daiki but stood up quickly.
“Or maybe…” Takaki moved closer and grabbed Aya’s waist. He held up her face with gentle fingers. “-you’d like the kingly type?” he breathed. The girl shuddered as a chill went down her spine and whispered to herself.
“This… is unnatural of homos.”
End of Chapter 6.
So I borrowed a few lines from random sites I found in Google. Is that a bad thing?
And yeah, people who expected a major update were disappointed, I presume? I apologize. Things aren’t so well here. x_x HA.HA.HA. Okay. Randomness fading. XD
As usual, I need love. :D
PS. Cindy...can I do your meme later? :D