Just Because
I love to randomly quote movies. And books. And televisions shows. And comics. So. Start guessing, bitches.
These, by the way, are all movies. And the oldest one was released in 1975, if that helps at all.
1. "I will bring you hope, old friend. And I ask you only one thing in return: Don't get in my way." - X-Men 2012ad
2. "Nee tzao ss-ma? Nee-yow wuh-kai chang?" (OR: Eto kuram na smekh!) - Serenity lpbrowncoat
3. "We're not here to do the decent thing, we're here to follow fucking orders!" - Saving Private Ryan average_idiot
4. "I'm the chief of police, I can do anything." - Jaws 2012ad
5. "I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke." - Fight Club 2012ad
6. "No, no. No, this is really a shit idea. You know why? Because this is really, obviously a shit idea." - 28 Days Later lpbrowncoat
7. "So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.'" - American History X trademybike
8. "I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!"
9. "It's a trick. Get an axe." - Army of Darkness 2012ad
10. "What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?" - High Fidelity 2012ad
11. "I just honestly don't know what I have in common with those people anymore... or with anyone, really. I mean, they'll all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they'll have made themselves a part of something, and they can talk about what they do. And what am I going to say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?' I just think it'll be depressing." - Grosse Pointe Blanke 2012ad
12. "Believe me, Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding against the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid… and I went ahead anyway." - Mystery Science Theater 3000 trademybike
13. "You took the box! Let's see what's in the box! [The box is opened-- it's empty.] Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!"
14. "You guys must be studying the, uuh, abridged book of ninja fighting."
15. "Captain, I believe I speak for everyone here, sir, when I say…to Hell with our orders." - Star Trek: First Contact 2012ad
These, by the way, are all movies. And the oldest one was released in 1975, if that helps at all.
1. "I will bring you hope, old friend. And I ask you only one thing in return: Don't get in my way." - X-Men 2012ad
2. "Nee tzao ss-ma? Nee-yow wuh-kai chang?" (OR: Eto kuram na smekh!) - Serenity lpbrowncoat
3. "We're not here to do the decent thing, we're here to follow fucking orders!" - Saving Private Ryan average_idiot
4. "I'm the chief of police, I can do anything." - Jaws 2012ad
5. "I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke." - Fight Club 2012ad
6. "No, no. No, this is really a shit idea. You know why? Because this is really, obviously a shit idea." - 28 Days Later lpbrowncoat
7. "So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.'" - American History X trademybike
8. "I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!"
9. "It's a trick. Get an axe." - Army of Darkness 2012ad
10. "What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?" - High Fidelity 2012ad
11. "I just honestly don't know what I have in common with those people anymore... or with anyone, really. I mean, they'll all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they'll have made themselves a part of something, and they can talk about what they do. And what am I going to say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?' I just think it'll be depressing." - Grosse Pointe Blanke 2012ad
12. "Believe me, Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding against the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid… and I went ahead anyway." - Mystery Science Theater 3000 trademybike
13. "You took the box! Let's see what's in the box! [The box is opened-- it's empty.] Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!"
14. "You guys must be studying the, uuh, abridged book of ninja fighting."
15. "Captain, I believe I speak for everyone here, sir, when I say…to Hell with our orders." - Star Trek: First Contact 2012ad