Virgin II: Virgin Harder
"Through spiritual or surgical routes, women give their first time a do-over."
"Victoria Watts, a 23-year-old single mother of two small children who lives in Canton, Ohio, lost her virginity at 16 with her high school boyfriend."
"...Watts engaged in a lot of prayer and thought, and now declares herself a virgin once again."
She's got two kids.
Two.
You can't really claim to be a virgin after that.
"That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet."
-Rollo, JUNO
Don't get me wrong, if you have premarital sex (and really, who doesn't?) and then decide you'd like to remain celibate until you're married, that's fine. I've no problem with that at all. But, you are not a virgin.
No, it doesn't matter that you went to the plastic surgeon and gave him a ridiculous amount of money to reconstruct your hymen. Too late. That ship has sailed.
“One patient of mine gave it to her husband as an anniversary gift," says Baker. "She was not a virgin when they got married so we re-attached her hymen to reproduce that experience.”
Ridiculous.
"Victoria Watts, a 23-year-old single mother of two small children who lives in Canton, Ohio, lost her virginity at 16 with her high school boyfriend."
"...Watts engaged in a lot of prayer and thought, and now declares herself a virgin once again."
She's got two kids.
Two.
You can't really claim to be a virgin after that.
"That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet."
-Rollo, JUNO
Don't get me wrong, if you have premarital sex (and really, who doesn't?) and then decide you'd like to remain celibate until you're married, that's fine. I've no problem with that at all. But, you are not a virgin.
No, it doesn't matter that you went to the plastic surgeon and gave him a ridiculous amount of money to reconstruct your hymen. Too late. That ship has sailed.
“One patient of mine gave it to her husband as an anniversary gift," says Baker. "She was not a virgin when they got married so we re-attached her hymen to reproduce that experience.”
Ridiculous.