The 4th of July.
Yesterday while driving back from the reservation with a trunk full of illegal fireworks and booze, I had an epiphany.
I'm 24 years old, and what I love the most in this life is getting intoxicated and blowing shit up.
I'm proud to be an 'merican.
Go fuck yourselves, other countries. It's our day. We won this day fair and square. I will drink my beer, and salute will smiff and randy quaid for saving us from annihilation.
Today, is our Independence Day.
I'm 24 years old, and what I love the most in this life is getting intoxicated and blowing shit up.
I'm proud to be an 'merican.
Go fuck yourselves, other countries. It's our day. We won this day fair and square. I will drink my beer, and salute will smiff and randy quaid for saving us from annihilation.
Today, is our Independence Day.