Good Lord! Dudley has a baby??
Now, had I been reading his livejournal regularly, I would have been gently introduced to certain facts. Like "Dudley is dating" or "Dudley is seriously interested in a specific woman."
But a baby? Excuse me while I rearrange my internal model of the universe.
...
Okay.
Wow.
And congratulations Dudley!
Now about this journal, I only created it because
Chikuru hinted that there might be juicy tidbits in some of his entries that would be denied to all readers except those with livejournal accounts who were counted as his friends. I don't believe I ever found those entries. So now I have this journal....
And to Dudley, who prompted this entry: No, I don't plan to write five times a week. But I'll try to write at *least* once a month.
And if I miss one of these promised monthly entries? You can send me a taunting email, and I promise I will visualize performing three strenuous pushups. With one hand.