awesome..
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Tuesday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In January I bought porn for delphenuse (10 points). In March I set black_howling's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November I broke oct_3's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-808 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
chiddie
Didn't know I was capable of something like that..