Now with 1/3 less saturated fat

May 17, 2006 19:57

I'm taking my first plane ride ever tomorrow. I'm heading for the sunny gulf coast of Florida at 9am tomorrow morning. I have one demand out of this trip and that is at least *a* margarita by the pool... I hope they have alcohol at this resort... one hour of peaceful margaritaville... that will make it all worth it.

anyway. If the plane crashes and I die, here is my new and updated will (since KTCV already got her clothes back and Bre prolly lost all those burned CDs)

I bequeath unto ya'll

Corn: you get the $7.28 in my checking account and the remnants of my collection of dice... I have a cool blue set, but it's missing all but the 8 sided and two 4 sided.

Bre: I leave you my Spanglish dictionaries (believe it or not I have more than one) it's time to get off your ass and finally learn some spanish. Oh, and my totally hot, COMPLETELY NON-SENSIBLE vinyl shoes.

KTCV: I bequeath to you my Diva card and my really bitchin' halter dress... it will totally look better on someone with boobies.

I love you all :)
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