I think that he's a monkey. Or something.

[chicky]

Me [watching that Geico commercial out now that has an executive talking to the gecko about new ad ideas]: Do bees even have knees?

Eddie: [just looks at me with that "Are you high?" look]

Me: And if they do have knees, what makes then so awesome anyway?

Eddie: If I had some poo right now, I'd fling it at you.