ITP: Kurt built Rogue a coffin

[chicksdigfuzz]

[So one day BEFORE Halloween, there is a fuzzy blue elf trying to drag a very nicely-made coffin into an acceptable position in the front yard. His loving sister keeps making him move it. It will fit in nicely with the tombstones, cobwebs, giant spiders, ghosts, and jack-o-bat army that are scattered artfully around the cabin. Also that pesky

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[stillagreenmiss]

[floating the coffin for him, and also dressed as Gaila!]

You guys went all out.

[chicksdigfuzz]

[momentarily distracted by your pretty]

--We sure did! It was mostly Rogue. Halloween is her favorite holiday.

[stillagreenmiss]

This is my first Halloween!

[chicksdigfuzz]

Really? Then we should give you the best Halloween spirit! How about a tour of our spooky front lawn?

[stillagreenmiss]

Sounds great!

[chicksdigfuzz]

Then follow me, my lady.

[directs her attention to the far side of the lawn]

Over here we have a herd of murderous giant spiders attacking this unsuspecting mannequin. I'm assuming we obtained the mannequin under shady circumstances, but that's besides the point. Notice the large, pointy teeth and red eyes on the spiders and the mannequin's desire to decorate the lawn with body parts.

[stillagreenmiss]

Wow!

[chicksdigfuzz]

And over here we have the spooky graveyard, completely with tombstones, cobwebs, and some zombies that Rogue convinced needed to stay in the half-dug holes. It looks like Al B. Late even fell asleep in his.

[stillagreenmiss]

These tombstones aren't for people who really died, right?

[chicksdigfuzz]

Nah, they're fake! See, they all have funny names if you say them out loud. Like "Al B. Late" sounds like "I'll be late" which is a terrible pun. They're just for decoration.

[stillagreenmiss]

Got it.

[chicksdigfuzz]

I personally like the ghosts the best. Especially the way they circle around the house and make the "ooooo" sounds. It's clever, right?

[stillagreenmiss]

How'd you do that?

[chicksdigfuzz]

Put little sound boxes in the head part of the ghosts. And they're on a circuit that spins around the cabin. I didn't do as good as Forge, but it isn't bad, if I do say so myself.

[stillagreenmiss]

This is all really cool.

[chicksdigfuzz]

This is the proper way to have Halloween. At the mansion we spend weeks setting everything up into the scariest haunted house ever.