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[chicksdigdogs]

Gonna totally bomb my physics midterm today. It just being physics isn't enough; I had to be sick mosta last week too. And not be able to write well this week.

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[asphalt_skin]

See? Manual masturbation causes so many problems. I suggest you come to Venus Envy and buy one of our fine products.

[chicksdigdogs]

Dude, isn't your shop, like, for girls?

[asphalt_skin]

It's for everyone with genitals! Bring your dog too.

[chicksdigdogs]

Thanks, but I think we'll be okay on our own.

And Akamaru's neutered.

[sand_marionette]

Ohh our shop is for both and all genders in between, dog boy. Have you never heard of masturbatory aids, cock rings, partner toys, anal beads?

[chicksdigdogs]

Uh, no and I think I'm better off not knowing.

On the other hand, I know a heck of a lot about neutering an' spaying things with overactive sex drives. You stick with your business and I'll stick with mine, 'kay?

[sand_marionette]

Heh, nice comeback. -bemused- Ah well, if things ever get boring you can always feel free to ask. ♥

[asphalt_skin]

Aww, you're such a good salesman! ♥

[sand_marionette]

I do my humble best. ♥