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[chicks_dig_dogs]

YES, AUNTS. I GET IT!

I am the clan heads daughter and I might have to carry on the line and blah blah and for the love of all things quite talking about it! JEEZE. You'd think I was already hitched and knocked up.

Someone hide me somewhere until they go away or go pick on Hanato.

Comments

[ero_hime]

If you really want them off your back, I know a few techniques to help you get knocked up in no time, kiddo. X3

[chicks_dig_dogs]

...I DON'T WANT TO BE KNOCKED UP.

[ero_hime]

They're nothing too difficult-- really! You're pretty flexible, right?

[chicks_dig_dogs]

I am flex- THAT'S NOT THE POINT. I know it's easy! I don't want to be!

[ero_hime]

Oh you know already? Has someone gotten to you before me? D:

[chicks_dig_dogs]

...of course I know! We BREED dogs, I've know about sex and all that stuff since I was a kid.

[ero_hime]

Then this shouldn't be a problem for you! Now, one of my favorite techniques include a bit of rope. You've got that, haven't you?

[yuuhi_kureno]

Jimaiya-sama, please. I've heard about how Kakami and Rin got this explained to them by sock puppets and I'd prefer to spare have Kiba learn a different way.

If my former students have any questions on the matter, they can come to me. But thank you for your time in offering.

[ero_hime]

You take all the fun right out of knowing what I know, Kureno-kun. :(

[chicks_dig_dogs]

...sock puppets?

[ero_hime]

Very grand sock puppets, if I do say so myself! Are you interested, Kiba-chan? I know I've still got them lying around somewhere...