get your [[ebit-ebit]] roll on!!
oh wow. today was sooo the perfect day. exactly what i needed to get my head straight. i feel almost back to normal. and sooo at peace right now. sooo grood.
hmm highlights of today recapped? I THINK SO!!
The High Times of the Thrilling Three:
- being honked at by *30* semi trucks (haha we soo accomplished our goal number...nevermind those 5 that wouldn't honk)
- mooning the old man in the grand prix
- hot amish boys (who knew they existed?)
- meghann's bikini
- skinny dipping (and laying out nudie!)...maybe next time we can get that fat amish man and go chunky dunking?
- old mcdonald had a (horny) farm
- horsefly baseball...in the water?
- "fat ass?? christy's ass!!" -thanks courtney
- i built my first ever camp fire!! MOI! (with a little help from courtney...)
- playing loud dirty rap music whilst roasting marshmallows and watching the hot amish boys get SWEATYYYY! hahahaha
- fred-grandma-herpes?
- i'm going on a camping trip
- shart? hahah ew
- "i peed just a little bit, right now...i pooped a little too" -hahah never again please babe!
- broccoli cheese balls
- the skanky speedo we found
- "thems girls are satan's women" -fat old amish guy as told by courtney
- root beer flavored twizzlers rock
etc. basically just a go-nuts day with my favorite girls!! or almost all of them...but i have seen fab five today....not all in one place at one time but i spent my day with courtney and meghann and my night with courtney, laura, jessie, and chris. AWESOME!!
an example of our utter stupidity (or is it genius...oops, no its stupidity):
i'm going on a camping trip, and i'm taking:
A- meghann's ass
B- some baloney
C- cows
D- a dildo
E- estrogen pills
F- fred
G- grandma
H- herpes
I- iced-t, the rapper
J- a joo
K- kangaroo jack
L- llamas
M- a masturbating monster
N- nymphomaniac nuns
O- christy's O face
P- p-pa-p-p-puh-p plump juicy penis
Q- a quintuplet of quiefs
R- randy richard simmons
S- a sex machine
T- tickle me elmo
U- a unicorn
V- vertical positions
W- wang's wok
X- x-rated cartoons
Y- yummy yogi bear ("eehhh boo-boo??" -courtney)
Z- zenon's Z face (zee zee zuu zuu zaahhh!!!)
then tonight i saw spencer (twice!!) and ASHLEY NAGEL (nagel bagel?? soo random!!) like 3 times at target and then she almost ran into laura's car...she leaves in a few days for western. : ( that is soo sad, everyone worthwhile at male (except for meghann, jaclyn, leah, laronica, and a few select others) is leaving. i'm bummed that male is so full of stupid people (i was gonna say unworthy people, but that just sounded bitchy). but i'm soo ready for this school year. lol we all went school shopping at target tonight. i bought the most christy-ish tinkerbell backpack EVER. plus a bunch of other junk. YAY! kind of. and YAY! for my uber-long post.
today was the perfect day.