Dear Jive Journal - Ideas to save money during the harsh economic times: Idea #1
Tara's ideas to save money during the harsh economic times
Idea #1
Spending all your paycheck on grapes and foods that come in wacky multiples so that you think you need to buy them all? Senselessly buying rice grains by the Dozens, hundreds, and who knows maybe even THOUSANDS! End this destructive spending cycle for good! How, you may ask? It's easy...Just buy one item. You can eat it in many tiny bites and it will be just like eating a bunch of delicious grapes or a entire tasty bowl of rice and will be slimming for your waist as well as your wallet...wait, scratch that. It won't be slimming to your wallet. It will make your wallet fat and happy like Orson Welles covered in Barbeque sauce at a Polynesian Luau. But your waist would be much slimmer than your wallet. Well probably not really, unless you had a really unusually huge wallet, like from a novelty store. Well, you know what I mean!
Idea #1
Spending all your paycheck on grapes and foods that come in wacky multiples so that you think you need to buy them all? Senselessly buying rice grains by the Dozens, hundreds, and who knows maybe even THOUSANDS! End this destructive spending cycle for good! How, you may ask? It's easy...Just buy one item. You can eat it in many tiny bites and it will be just like eating a bunch of delicious grapes or a entire tasty bowl of rice and will be slimming for your waist as well as your wallet...wait, scratch that. It won't be slimming to your wallet. It will make your wallet fat and happy like Orson Welles covered in Barbeque sauce at a Polynesian Luau. But your waist would be much slimmer than your wallet. Well probably not really, unless you had a really unusually huge wallet, like from a novelty store. Well, you know what I mean!