I don't hate my job...
I don't hate my job, just the children I teach. Some things I was thinking, but refrained from saying today.
- Your mom said it was hard too.
- ...of course it is my fault that you cut class and I am smart enough to figure it out.
- Remember, I already graduated from high school.
- "There are no stupid questions," only stupid children.
- Stop flirting with her. We all think you're a creep.
- The classroom is only as hot as the teacher that's in it.
- Try picking your nose one more time, maybe you'll get it.