Let me count the ways....
Ugh!
I have more issues than a newsstand.
I have more issues than a newsstand.
- I am still waiting on my student teaching placement. I should be in the classroom by now! At this rate, I'll be so delayed, I am going to have to student teach summer school in order to fulfill the 16 week requirement. That would be such an embarrassment, especially when I have to RSVP my own Master's Party because I have to grade papers.
- I think I have hives. My arms, and shoulder blades are covered with itchy, dry swollen, red, rash markings. Why am I such a freak? hmmmm. Maybe I can show off my hive-iness at After School Club today, as a reason why hand washing is so important. "Look guys! I haven't showered or washed my hands in 4 weeks! See what happened to me, and I'm highly contagious. I advise you all to wash your hands 8 times before having snack."
- If anyone sees me active on line at 7:30 this evening, feel
free
to verbally assault me, as I have made a promise to myself to go to
yoga
class. If I don't go, I'll become gross, and weak. I lost two arm
wrestling matches over the weekend, then I slid on peanut shells and
fell flat on my butt in the middle of the bar. I need to get
buff, in the worst
way.