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OH FUCK
So I'm home alone, I was thinking about my sleep, watching Camp Jim, laughing at what a homosexual meanie he is, playing with my new digital camera, enjoying my day, when all of a fucking sudden the alarm goes off.
FUCK ME BRO. My slow reflexes took like 2 seconds for me to realize what was going on, so I SPRINT out of the house, (although I don't remember doing this), and next thing I know I'm sitting on my front step with the alarm going off in my house and the door wide open.
Mind you, I live right next to an elementary school, so there is like little 8 year olds walking home from school and I'm there shitting, and they are there, walking away, braver than I'll ever be.
Damn, I'm a wimp.
I eventually talked myself into going back in the house and turning off the alarm and picking up the phone (Brinks had been calling).
And....my sad ass sits down in front of my computer to write this up on livejournal.
Yes thats right kids.
I need a life.
Not to mention some cojones.
So I'm home alone, I was thinking about my sleep, watching Camp Jim, laughing at what a homosexual meanie he is, playing with my new digital camera, enjoying my day, when all of a fucking sudden the alarm goes off.
FUCK ME BRO. My slow reflexes took like 2 seconds for me to realize what was going on, so I SPRINT out of the house, (although I don't remember doing this), and next thing I know I'm sitting on my front step with the alarm going off in my house and the door wide open.
Mind you, I live right next to an elementary school, so there is like little 8 year olds walking home from school and I'm there shitting, and they are there, walking away, braver than I'll ever be.
Damn, I'm a wimp.
I eventually talked myself into going back in the house and turning off the alarm and picking up the phone (Brinks had been calling).
And....my sad ass sits down in front of my computer to write this up on livejournal.
Yes thats right kids.
I need a life.
Not to mention some cojones.