but...but....WE'RE HOT BABES
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: hey
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: i got laid
The CLAW dia: r u serious
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: yeah.
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: it's not as good as they say
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: its BETTER
The CLAW dia: ur kidding.
The CLAW dia: you cant have sex.
The CLAW dia: you have no teeth.
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: ..i did.
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: dude, they took out 4 teeth that were under my gum
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: and by yesterday the numbness went away
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: and there was more humping than kissing :-\
The CLAW dia: gladys
The CLAW dia: if your shititng me
The CLAW dia: ill hate you
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: bro fine, you're the first one i told you about my first time.
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: fuck it. im not telling anyone
The CLAW dia: shut up your acting like my mom
The CLAW dia: did you seriously get laid
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: yup.
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: why would you hate me if i lied?
The CLAW dia: well yeah cus im getting ecited
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: okay well. stop jizzing
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: KUZ IM JOKING
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: HAHAHAHAHA
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: LMAO
The CLAW dia: i knew it
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: hey what the fuck are you saying that i cant get laid? HUH?
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: but ill tell you the truth..
The CLAW dia: yeah
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: like 2 weeks ago..
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: i almost did lol
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: and i was like..uh. no.
The CLAW dia: damnnn
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: so do you hate me?
The CLAW dia: nope not at all
The CLAW dia: im guna do a journal entry about you
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: aww
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: WEEE ! LOL
The CLAW dia: lol
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: i know you're gunna be like gladys is my hero.
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: i wish i were gladys
The CLAW dia: naw
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: hey bro if ur putting the convo.
The CLAW dia: ...bro i wasnt gunna do that
The CLAW dia: but now your giving me ideas
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: oh okay lol
TheMiaMiPriNceSS: :-X ima shutup
The CLAW dia: naw, too late now babe.
xoxo