War with Steve
This is the latest in my war with Steve.
He wrote: You and Steven met randomly in 2006: Whitney Svoboda made history inthe Guiness book of world records as the female who traveled thelongest distance to seek out a man by smelling his "man-musk"(scientific term). She actually didnt even know about Global NightCommute until she arrived. thinking she would only found Steve, reliefdid finally settle in when she realized she could use the GNC as a semibelievable excuse. Scientists studying the matter have concluded thather sense of smell was amplified by the increased activity in theprimal limbic system of her brain, due to Steve's close proximity(averaging about 1-20 miles), during the semester. "It seems Steve'snatural magnitism has the power to turn females into a feral state oflust" says renown scientist and George Fox professor Dwight Kimberly."I'm sure his is not the only case, but its the most extreme scenarioI've encountered so far in my research. I would very much like to studythem both at the same time, but I fear for Steve's chastity and safetyif Whitney were not strapped down like hannibal lector.".
I wrote: After being raised by the last know pack of wild she-wolves, Steve was thrown out of the den once they realized he was a "he." Now Steve wanders through the hills of Newberg seeking the company of women. Once, he came across the stunning, beautiful, and charming Whitney. Whitney, unlike those that raised him, brought Steve into the confines of her friendship. Though, as the weeks passed away, Whitney's patience with the "man" called Steve started to wane. One night Steve, following his wolf like ways, convinced Whitney to join him and his new pack on the steps of Pioneer Courthouse Square. Steve, not fully understanding human jokes and random fun, thought that Whitney's mockery of his staff shirt from a school event was a come on! Hence, Whitney has lost her wellness in this association and is now a wandering pilgrim. Whitney preaches the Gospel of Steve (please understand that steve, a decendant of the great wolf god, was sacrificed on an alter in the artic, long story). You can find Whitney from 9-5 at the Church of Steve in the Hills of Newberg. May the Grace of Steve be upon you.
Thanks to Anthony for his poetic musings.
He wrote: You and Steven met randomly in 2006: Whitney Svoboda made history inthe Guiness book of world records as the female who traveled thelongest distance to seek out a man by smelling his "man-musk"(scientific term). She actually didnt even know about Global NightCommute until she arrived. thinking she would only found Steve, reliefdid finally settle in when she realized she could use the GNC as a semibelievable excuse. Scientists studying the matter have concluded thather sense of smell was amplified by the increased activity in theprimal limbic system of her brain, due to Steve's close proximity(averaging about 1-20 miles), during the semester. "It seems Steve'snatural magnitism has the power to turn females into a feral state oflust" says renown scientist and George Fox professor Dwight Kimberly."I'm sure his is not the only case, but its the most extreme scenarioI've encountered so far in my research. I would very much like to studythem both at the same time, but I fear for Steve's chastity and safetyif Whitney were not strapped down like hannibal lector.".
I wrote: After being raised by the last know pack of wild she-wolves, Steve was thrown out of the den once they realized he was a "he." Now Steve wanders through the hills of Newberg seeking the company of women. Once, he came across the stunning, beautiful, and charming Whitney. Whitney, unlike those that raised him, brought Steve into the confines of her friendship. Though, as the weeks passed away, Whitney's patience with the "man" called Steve started to wane. One night Steve, following his wolf like ways, convinced Whitney to join him and his new pack on the steps of Pioneer Courthouse Square. Steve, not fully understanding human jokes and random fun, thought that Whitney's mockery of his staff shirt from a school event was a come on! Hence, Whitney has lost her wellness in this association and is now a wandering pilgrim. Whitney preaches the Gospel of Steve (please understand that steve, a decendant of the great wolf god, was sacrificed on an alter in the artic, long story). You can find Whitney from 9-5 at the Church of Steve in the Hills of Newberg. May the Grace of Steve be upon you.
Thanks to Anthony for his poetic musings.