Sep 22, 2006 15:23
Oh my gosh. YOU'VE BEEN TWENTY-TWO-IFED! I can't beleive it. You are almost a quarter of a century old... ... also you are only 22 and you got a boob-job? What's up with that? What's next a face lift?! :P Just kiddin man... that was just weird.
So my dear pookie.. what can I say about you... ahhh memories. You know to this day Lindsay will still bring up the time that you and Becki thought there were squirrels in basement. You were going all kicking of doors and all like 'stick em up' and then run around saying that they were up your pants? I think that's where Jess got her idea for that one PSI story. Ah yes PSI. I try telling my friends here about the crazy things...like you thinking you have a thermos...or swinging around a British flag in the halls demanding that people bow down to you as their queen. They don't believe me. I wonder why.
Actually the most recent story I told was the time that you, Jenn and I were sitting around one of those pillars in the middle of the third floor (the old hangout before Mr. Smiths room) and we thought we were chickens. Jess even drew the picture... you two were crazy and I was dreaming about pie. I still dream about pie you know... its fun. But then I usually wake up with drool all over the place and that's ... ewwwwwwwwww! :D
Yes, you were diffently the craziest of us all...you inspired the PSI stories... you and Jenn with her massive killing threats... yep. I have now a sudden urge to read those stories agian. Mmmm mmmm good! :D
You really must tell me next time you are here, we will talk for longer then the three minutes I could get away from work. And we shall have a gay old time... I KNEW YOU WERE GAY, YOU CAN'T DENY IT NOW!
Yes. And I must now confess, its all your stinkin fault for me being the dirty person that I am. *shakes head* tsk tsk
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU MY LESBIAN LOVER! (wasn't there some story about Mr. Smith telling us to keep our lesbian fantasies out of his classroom because some teacher walked into the room while we were playing hide and seek in the dark and thought we were 'experimenting' or was that just Mr. Smith being creepy?)
LOVE YOU HONEY BUNCH!