Guess What I Did?
I was heating oil to fry fish and boiling water to make tea. I set the water to high and the oil to medium... or so I thought. Then I went to fold laundry. DUH!
My tea. It is dead.
Somehow, this shit still works.
Oh, the irony.
I guess this means I get new cabinets.
That was some scary shit, man. You know how house fires produce all that thick, black smoke? That shit was all up in my kitchen and dining room. Spent all day scrubbing the walls. I'll do the ceilings tomorrow. Good as new, Scooby Doo!
I shall leave you with....
A pewpin fish guy.