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[chickensammitch]

I hear that Mayor McCheese has been inquiring as to my whereabouts.

God Damn do I hate that fucking guy.

Fucking tyrannical ruler of McDonaldland.

I voted for that clown, Ronald.

I think all rulers should be required to wear clown make-up. They are all clowns anyways.

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[chickensammitch]

Hmmmm.... I looked further, and it was Cheddar Bacon McMuffin that was looking for me. But I think Mayor McCheese put him up to it. The mayor knows how much i fucking hate his guts, so he was afraid to inquire as to my whereabouts himself.

That's just like him, too. He gets the other sandwiches to keep their eyes on me. I'm on the run, and I won't be found.

[umokay]

Well I just don't hope you shoot the messenger. I'll pass word on to Cheddar Bacon McMuffin and let you know if I get anything back.

All I know is that this is what I get for having the people I buy drugs from being fast food sandwiches. I should have learned my lesson after Fillet O' Fish burned me on that one deal.

[ex_professor367]

Cheddar Bacon McMuffin? Of the clan McMuffin?

Bitch owes me twenty bucks.

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[umokay]

Well the one time I actually got to talk to him on the phone he had a Scottish accent. I'll have to ask him the next time I speak with him. But he seems like he'd be the money owing type.