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[chickensammitch]

I heard some rumor about Mayor McCheese sending some of his minions to try to find me.

All's I know is that I'll clobber Grimace if he comes anywheres near me.

Fat Fuck!!

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[cptnhandsome]

I know some Italian French fries that would be glad to "protect your buns." if you know what I mean. . .

[chickensammitch]

Oh yeah???

[genepool23]

What the hell _IS_ Grimace anyway? The Fry-guys are obvious, The Hamburglar is just a larcenous carnivourous glutton, but what the hell is Grimace? I think he's supposed to be addicted to Shakes or something, but why is he shaped like a purple gumdrop?

[ex_professor367]

Grimace is in fact associated with the milkshake. You "Grimace" when you drink one too fast. Back in the day, he was pink. I guess they changed him to purple so people wouldn't think he was a commie.

[chickensammitch]

At one time, Grimace had two sets of arms. I saw it on a cookie once.

And then all of a sudden he only had one set.

I swear he used to be a bug!!

[quba]

I heard Grimace was gay. I think it was in the Treasure Island Video. I you listen really closely, you can distinctly hear the Hamburglar say, "Grimace, I'm flattered and I respect your lifestyle choice, but I'm not attracted to men. Robble Robble."