And finally. Top ten reasons why, George Bush is unfit for the presidency.
I have beated-around-the-bush (no pun intended), for way to long. Here it is, eat it up.
10)
"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier -- just so long as I'm the dictator."
--George W. Bush (December 18, 2000)
Yay for Mr.bush. I really liked that one, asshole. He is a terrorist, he basically said that he wants to rule us all with an iron fist, how lovely.
9)
He couldn't find oil in Texas. In the 1970's he started a oil company. He got thosands of people to invest in it. But George couldn't figure out, how to get his shoes on right. The company went under, and he screwed over thosands of people.
8)
Zell Miller is an asshole. Might not have much to do with George, but seriously, Zell Miller is a fucking moron. Doesn't he know that, one does not mess with Chris Matthews? He got pwned.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/multimedia/v/zellmillerduel.htm
7)
He is the only human in recorded history, that has choked on a pretzel, in his underpants. Or the only one that was dumb enough to admit it.
6)
Even though the segway was supposed to:
"self balance itself perfectly, according to the riders movements" George managed to fall off of one, and let a paparazzi take a photograph, of the "accident." What a fucking moron, he did bruise his face up badly, which made me happy, I wish he had hemophilia.
5)
In his infamous Tax cuts, he let go the "death tax." This tax is used when the owner of a farm dies, and his family has to pay a small tax to keep the farm, under thier name. He said that "This tax is unfair to the hard-working farmers, and should be taken out." While you may be thinking it was a good thing, let me make this as clear as possible. No farmer, HAS EVER HAD TO SELL THEIR FARM, BECAUSE OF THIS TAX, NOT ONCE IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COUNTRY.
4)
He still sells the Japanese lumber for a fraction of the price, even though this law was put in place after WWII, in which is stated:
"This cheap lumber, will provide Japan, with the ability to build up their economy, in what will be otherwise, economically difficult times."
Does that seem like it applies to today, hey George, get rid of it numb-nuts.
3)
His name is fucking stupid, although I do like the band "Bush".
2)
Please note: None of Chickenofbrista's family, or all of England, had anything to do, with the above picture. Tony Blair is an idiot. I'll give you money, if you can guess what the hell, Tony Blair has on his jacket. Some sort of pin, I think it's an asshole, how ironic?
1)
When you search for "george bush bike" in Google, all you get, is a bunch of Rubik Cube pictures. What the Fuck? Hell, try it out yourself:
http://images.google.com/images?q=george+bush+bike&hl=en&lr=&start=20&sa=N&filter=0
All your base are belong to us.
10)
"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier -- just so long as I'm the dictator."
--George W. Bush (December 18, 2000)
Yay for Mr.bush. I really liked that one, asshole. He is a terrorist, he basically said that he wants to rule us all with an iron fist, how lovely.
9)
He couldn't find oil in Texas. In the 1970's he started a oil company. He got thosands of people to invest in it. But George couldn't figure out, how to get his shoes on right. The company went under, and he screwed over thosands of people.
8)
Zell Miller is an asshole. Might not have much to do with George, but seriously, Zell Miller is a fucking moron. Doesn't he know that, one does not mess with Chris Matthews? He got pwned.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/multimedia/v/zellmillerduel.htm
7)
He is the only human in recorded history, that has choked on a pretzel, in his underpants. Or the only one that was dumb enough to admit it.
6)
Even though the segway was supposed to:
"self balance itself perfectly, according to the riders movements" George managed to fall off of one, and let a paparazzi take a photograph, of the "accident." What a fucking moron, he did bruise his face up badly, which made me happy, I wish he had hemophilia.
5)
In his infamous Tax cuts, he let go the "death tax." This tax is used when the owner of a farm dies, and his family has to pay a small tax to keep the farm, under thier name. He said that "This tax is unfair to the hard-working farmers, and should be taken out." While you may be thinking it was a good thing, let me make this as clear as possible. No farmer, HAS EVER HAD TO SELL THEIR FARM, BECAUSE OF THIS TAX, NOT ONCE IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COUNTRY.
4)
He still sells the Japanese lumber for a fraction of the price, even though this law was put in place after WWII, in which is stated:
"This cheap lumber, will provide Japan, with the ability to build up their economy, in what will be otherwise, economically difficult times."
Does that seem like it applies to today, hey George, get rid of it numb-nuts.
3)
His name is fucking stupid, although I do like the band "Bush".
2)
Please note: None of Chickenofbrista's family, or all of England, had anything to do, with the above picture. Tony Blair is an idiot. I'll give you money, if you can guess what the hell, Tony Blair has on his jacket. Some sort of pin, I think it's an asshole, how ironic?
1)
When you search for "george bush bike" in Google, all you get, is a bunch of Rubik Cube pictures. What the Fuck? Hell, try it out yourself:
http://images.google.com/images?q=george+bush+bike&hl=en&lr=&start=20&sa=N&filter=0
All your base are belong to us.