Xbox Portable.
I was looking on E-bay for possible gifts, this holiday season, and I found the Xbox portable. It's amazing!
There was a single paragraph under this picture:
"New from Microsoft! Introducing the Xbox Portable®! How does this portable device work? Simple! First, put the Xbox backpack® on. Slip the titanium straps over your shoulders, and let a friend strap the Gravity Stone®, onto the Xbox portable. Then, without breaking your back, realease the Stone weight, and tie the Gravity Stone Extension Wires®, to your legs, making sure the tie is tight, and secure. Then Place the Xbox Gaming Helmet®, on your head. Make sure you put the Xbox Communicator®, on your ears, and then take them off, and slam it on the floor, because it will never work, trust us!"
Notice: The Gravity Stone Extension Wires®, make cause irritation of the anus, or ass crack. Microsoft® is not liable for any anus abnormalities, irritation, irregular shit patterns, or a tendancy for your gay boyfriend, to become upset. If you experience any back problems, discontinue the use of your Xbox Portable®, and shit your money away on porn instead. Microsoft® is not liable for any head injuries, caused by the Gaming Helmet, and/or the extreme amount of Gamma radiation, caused by the Xbox Communicator®. If you experience any of the following, discontinue use:
1) Brain cancer.
2) Neck/ Skull injuries.
3) Internal bleeding
4) A willingless to have sex, with a confused young man.
5) Anal bleeding/ extreme or explosive diarrhea.
6) Broken backs/ spines.
7) An extreme burning rash around the penis or vagina, consult ones doctor, this may be caused by the confused young man in #4.
8) The ability to not piss chickenofbrista off.
(Due to extreme complaints, of this product, absolutely sucking ass, it has been discontinued, permanently.)
Damn, I wanted one for Christmas. Oh well, I'll spend my money on porn and computers, instead.
There was a single paragraph under this picture:
"New from Microsoft! Introducing the Xbox Portable®! How does this portable device work? Simple! First, put the Xbox backpack® on. Slip the titanium straps over your shoulders, and let a friend strap the Gravity Stone®, onto the Xbox portable. Then, without breaking your back, realease the Stone weight, and tie the Gravity Stone Extension Wires®, to your legs, making sure the tie is tight, and secure. Then Place the Xbox Gaming Helmet®, on your head. Make sure you put the Xbox Communicator®, on your ears, and then take them off, and slam it on the floor, because it will never work, trust us!"
Notice: The Gravity Stone Extension Wires®, make cause irritation of the anus, or ass crack. Microsoft® is not liable for any anus abnormalities, irritation, irregular shit patterns, or a tendancy for your gay boyfriend, to become upset. If you experience any back problems, discontinue the use of your Xbox Portable®, and shit your money away on porn instead. Microsoft® is not liable for any head injuries, caused by the Gaming Helmet, and/or the extreme amount of Gamma radiation, caused by the Xbox Communicator®. If you experience any of the following, discontinue use:
1) Brain cancer.
2) Neck/ Skull injuries.
3) Internal bleeding
4) A willingless to have sex, with a confused young man.
5) Anal bleeding/ extreme or explosive diarrhea.
6) Broken backs/ spines.
7) An extreme burning rash around the penis or vagina, consult ones doctor, this may be caused by the confused young man in #4.
8) The ability to not piss chickenofbrista off.
(Due to extreme complaints, of this product, absolutely sucking ass, it has been discontinued, permanently.)
Damn, I wanted one for Christmas. Oh well, I'll spend my money on porn and computers, instead.