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Nov 27, 2003 20:29

I think it would be a great irony to have my cat stuffed, streached and turned into a draft excluder since the little fucker never closes the door behind himself, no matter how many times i throw him at it!!!

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chickenkiev November 28 2003, 03:53:53 UTC
camouflage?

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chickenkiev November 28 2003, 03:52:03 UTC
Yay a crusading kitty ..... im a Knight and he can be my trusty steed.....less of a stallion more of a pinto poney tho....dont think id get much crusading done.....he could possibly caddy my swords arround the place for me instead :)

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jimsin November 28 2003, 02:01:24 UTC
And when you're not using the stuffed salem as a draft excluder, it's tail would be ideal for keeping pecan and maple slices dust free!

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chickenkiev November 28 2003, 04:02:34 UTC
indeedy :)
i could wear him as a scarf thingy
if i get motor controlled eye balls i could scare the shit out of small kids waiting to cross the road or at bus stops muahahahahaha just need some of that Jim Henson technology
or i could get him made into a davey crocket hat with a creepy staring face on the front....
wow, i think his talants are wasted as a draft excluder and he should keep me cosy in other ways

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