The picture of marital bliss

[chickenkiev]

yeah i got home from a hard day at the office (uuuh, a lecture about penis trees) to find my husband (Dan) making banana walnut muffins to Countdown, aww it was all so sweet. Freshly brewed coffee, baking muffins, the occasional yelp of conundrums, a big fat cat rolling around the floor (he might prefer to walk but we put loo roll tubes on his

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[cakeandsodomy]

And god, penises are soooooooooo over hyped

mine couldnt possibly be.

[chickenkiev]

hehe

[cakeandsodomy]

i panicked a bit after i posted that. was a bit worried that id got it the wrong way round and said it was really crap and small or something. but i got it right :)

[chickenkiev]

haha you were blowing your own trumpet about your own trumpet!
well i wouldnt know anything about it, plus there is perspective involved if someone else is judging....it might just be very far away ....or far too near - eww!
:P

[cakeandsodomy]

i give up :( you win this battle of wits little one. i'll get you next time gadget!!

NEEEEXXXXTTTT TTTTTIIIIIIIMMMMMEEEEEE!!!!

[chickenkiev]

yeah it is kinna unnerving, sniffing the air for the first signs of danger.
But luckily my soap experience is neighbours and something bad only hapens to you in neighbours if you smoke drink or take drugs........ oh shit!
Tune in on monday to see katie lose all her friends due to drunken arse behaviour, be told she has lung cancer (i dont smoke NOW but in soap world this makes little difference) then jumps off a building thinking she can fly!!!
Hey id watch that!!!

[chickenkiev]

can I come back the next week as a zombie? BRAINS!!! - see i could toootally do it.