i could pull a better slogan out of Uma Thurmans cat ass bellybutton

Sep 24, 2003 20:26

Yay my picture is ace!! i look like such a posing twat, thankyou sheenypoo. My deoderant is soooooooo lame, it's slogan which is proudly brandished accross the front of the bottle is "So Effective You Could Even Skip A Day"......ITS SUCKY! Who came up with that? and i hope thy got their underworked ass kicked for it!! But what made it worse is that they stuck a little TM logo at the end ....like "dont you be stealing our catchy slogan..ya hear!" im not gona even say who makes it.....they are not worth the virtual characters!

yeah the tommy night was lots of fun (thankyou gosling)...apart from jimsin's sulking because people were talking over one of the best films in the history of the world...hehe.

does anyone else have any charming habbits they want eradicated? allyrulez & myself will brutally do it for free? but i think we need a catchy name to aid us in our quest for blanktitude(its a word now!!)

i read this article about scientists investigating Uma Thurmans cat-ass-as-belly-button problem...which led to the unnamed (of yet) duo's invention of stinky bellybutton man! Its not that funny.......(he has spooky nerve controlling powers)...i shall elaborate......
(gothem city-esque setting): bank in process of being robbed by big irrationably mean hobbledehoys(?), innocent civilians cowering and afraid....
ENTER stinky bellybutton man ..... (a sigh of releif from the quivering masses) .......
his super powers are nerve control and an uncommonly smelly bellybutton.........
(god ive spent too long on this stupid entry that noone is gona read......ending it quick)
so he forces the bad dudes to put their fingers in his belly button and sniff them ....they puke lots, they die, THE END
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