EVERYONE STOP! Look to your right! Whatever object is there is your designated weapon in the upcoming zombie apocalypse! Comment and tell me what it is! (gacked from Petrona)
In the meantime,
whimmydiddle (who, btw, happened to be to my right when I saw this meme) wins the cookout caption entry by virtue of being the only captionee. Wake up and smell the freshly churned topsoil or you'll miss out!