It's official
I hereby declare Padmini Bengal (Abundadots Rajkumari Padmini to the legalistic among my readers) to be, officially, the Least Transparent Cat Ever. Transparency is relatively easy to achieve. In practical terms it suffices that one not insert oneself between the observer and the observed. This is a course of action rigorously eschewed by Ms. Padmini Bengal. Her dedication to the principle of insertion, together with a certain physical solidity amply justify the conferring on her of this august title.