Because I know that everyone who might ever read this has once said, "Hey, you need to get a new phone". I will share this news story with you: I got a new phone, and I can read the entire display and everything.
ummm...sorry. that's not the proper syllabic formula for a haiku. It would have to be 5-7-5. not 13-11. doesn't even add up to the same number! p.s. patrick, that userpic is kind of scary...
Do you really think that I don't know what a haiku is? The mismatch I made was done purely for comedic effect. For example, here is a new haiku I wrote just now for you:
Bitches better watch: Sassy mouths get pimp-slapped hard. No teeth, eat through straw.
Because he's such an academia nut.
That is my haiku.
Seriously though, I want chocolate chip.
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Epinephrine shot
Kept in my back pants pocket
Eat peanuts and die.
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Drew ain't allergic to peanuts. Peanuts aren't nuts. If you want to see nuts, I'll t-bag ya!
Wow, even I feel dirty after writing that
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Bitches better watch:
Sassy mouths get pimp-slapped hard.
No teeth, eat through straw.
Love,
MIKEY!
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